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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.
"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"
by stanpornolover January 1, 2008
mugGet the wooden towermug.

Skull Tower

A Skull Tower is something all friend groups own, he is the typical laughing stock of the group, he is the main target of every joke , but the group still loves the Skull Tower.
Hey Skull Tower stop being a dumb shit, Skullios the 3rd is so Retarded
by HOMOPHOBIC MAN September 6, 2023
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Trump Tower

The act of sticking your very large penis inside a girl.
She said that my hands were small, but I gave her that Trump Tower which assured her that everything was alright down there, believe me.
by Jolt'o'Bolt April 13, 2019
mugGet the Trump Towermug.

Charge Tower

During the act of intercourse, the man pulls out his erect penis while the woman violently jabs a taser between the mans balls and penis.
man, she can rock your night with a Charge Tower
by Not so average Joe September 10, 2022
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nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021
mugGet the nonce towermug.

Absorption tower

Like Suck Tower İdk Penis used more for same meaning it is soğ in turkish
Oh my god a absorption tower I must Absorp it
by fişeQ October 24, 2019
mugGet the Absorption towermug.

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