divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016

Humba bike

jamaican term used by kids to refer to large motor cycles

look at the humba bike its fast.

by pratt December 7, 2016

mig bike

Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.

"man that ginger in French is a real asshole"
"chill, he's just a mig bike"

by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017

joe blakemore

somebody who enjoys whipping pampers down

he whipped down them pampers like they were pampers on a pampers what a joe blakemore

by JRB media August 9, 2017

birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike

Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike

by Birt Bike April 19, 2018

josh blake

Gay

Your so Josh Blake

by Yeah bruv December 23, 2017

ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018