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Eat two birds and a stone

A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.
Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one
by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026
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Tar Tar Binks

when someone doesn't want to put on a tard cap and stand in the corner
Person 1: Yes you are tar tar binks! yousa gonna stand in the corner!
Person 2: I said I'm not doing it!
by BabyMuncher52 January 24, 2026
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Newbury, Berkshire

An absolute shithole of a town. Almost every decent shop no longer exists, and the council hates people with special needs / mental illnesses. Though Newbury did bring back HMV. That’s good.
“Hey, where do you live?”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”
by invertedfaerie666 December 13, 2023
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