Need

You call ocean this when she is annoying

OCEAN YOUR A NEED

by Meorge Giniom August 3, 2022

You don't need to steal it

Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.

Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Need to know basis

Good because I need to know everything immediately and anyone telling you to withhold information from me need to be brought to me for execution, immediately.

Hym "You know I'm going to murder anyone telling you that I am on a 'need to know basis' right? That is one of the 2 things I said I would murder over 1. Pretend to be me in an overt capacity and 2. Withholding information FROM me. Bring anyone telling you that to me immediately. For murder."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

kitty needs lathing

Woman needing oral sex

My kitty needs lathing baby

by Dalva69 November 4, 2015

KAZ NEEDS HELP

A phrase used whenever that weird lesbian starts speaking and is making literally no since.

"Okay, makes sense"
"Huh?"
"I'll do it right now!"
"Oh, Kaz Needs Help"

by KINGNETIC March 21, 2021

wat is the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004

We need cash

A Youtube Shorts trend that was popular in mid-July 2023. As the title suggests, it was a trend acting out a conversation between a group of two or more people discussing how they will earn money. Obviously, the conversation opened with the words, "We need cash. What happened to our stash?" It was performed by some mid Youtubers such as: Ian Mid, Midria and Bill, MidTeeShirt, Kelsi Mid and more. The trend made 10 people across all first world countries laugh, Most of them being in America. The first video i could find with this name was posted by AquaTown on the 3 June 2023, featuring PNGs of cute white cats acting out the events.

P1 We need cash.
P2 What happened to our stash?
P3 Bro, you have problems.

by Shocktospecter August 14, 2023