Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023
Get the Long Dong Silvermug. When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016
Get the Long-Distance Relationshipmug. The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.
Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."
by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011
Get the Mexican long jumpmug. something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.
by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 18, 2021
Get the Long Hairmug. The stupid dumb motherfucker who shot up a bar and grill in LA and killed an officer in the process.
Yo did you hear about that LA Bar and Grill shooting?
Yeah that dumbass Ian Long did it and killed an officer in the process thank god he fucking died
Yeah that dumbass Ian Long did it and killed an officer in the process thank god he fucking died
by DickyDockster November 8, 2018
Get the Ian Longmug. A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.
Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007
Get the long distance relationshipmug. 1) A young adult/children's novel written by Jean Webster in 1912 about an orphan girl being supported financially through college by an anonymous benefactor.
2) Can be used to describe someone who is continually taking care of, or giving financial support to someone else anonymously (usually a male for a female).
2) Can be used to describe someone who is continually taking care of, or giving financial support to someone else anonymously (usually a male for a female).
1) Have you ever read that book called Daddy Long-Legs?
2) I heard Jenny can buy all that brand name stuff even though she doesn't work because she has a Daddy Long-Legs.
2) I heard Jenny can buy all that brand name stuff even though she doesn't work because she has a Daddy Long-Legs.
by keiti January 10, 2008
Get the Daddy Long-legsmug.