The nathan saying

We’re you always lie about having something.

Nathan: Bro I just got 3 black ices
The party: no the fuck u didn’t. U always doing The Nathan saying.

by Rampyv October 10, 2021

a Nathan Collins

A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.

"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."

"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."

by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021

To chuck a Nathan

To say you're going to a friends birthday party but then not turn up for no reason.

Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.

by Nathan cuckold August 14, 2021

Nathan Pearce

Ugly as fuck.

Look at Nathan Pearce's ugly body.

by theyungpodcast October 11, 2018

Nathan Jones

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

nathan's law

The tenancy to gain skill in a particular pursuit or passion, given time expended towards its completion.

Nathan doesn't observe Nathan's law, as he does not gain skill over time in PUBG.

by bill schuler June 18, 2018

DooDoo Nathan

A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.

"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"

by DeckTheHallsBrubby July 5, 2018