Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'
by joe meek October 5, 2010
Get the Toft master mug.He said he was chopping 3 girls the other night when I know he was at his parents' place. He's a boost master!
I thought you said you were failing, and you clearly have a 95! Such a boost master!
I thought you said you were failing, and you clearly have a 95! Such a boost master!
by Broti October 26, 2011
Get the Boost master mug.That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Puppet Master mug.A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
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Get the ankle master mug.Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.
John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
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