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Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
mugGet the Shit-Hawkmug.

Chicken hawk

He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is
by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 22, 2020
mugGet the Chicken hawkmug.

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
mugGet the crossed pipe-hawkmug.

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021
mugGet the Shit Hawkmug.

Hawk Tuah

A Pick Me who brags about her oral and s.xual skills for male attention and approval.
by DarkWifey June 30, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Tuahmug.

Purple Hawk

A specimin of hawk thats cool becaause it has blue feathers
"oh look a purple hawk, i wish i was as cool as that pupl hawk"
by DAPSTART August 11, 2018
mugGet the Purple Hawkmug.

Hawk

Probably loves playing guitar and singing. Also what has a huge penis.
I'm going over to hawks, it will be chill I'm sure.
by Dishsoapclenaer November 28, 2021
mugGet the Hawkmug.

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