Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.

Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon

by Praatus July 5, 2025

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)

"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."

by haterggs August 4, 2025

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013