YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
Get the The Alpha Fragmentmug. (n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019
Get the Alpha Cow Bitchmug. I am an alpha.
by IAmAlphaMale February 8, 2019
Get the Alphamug. Having the vibes of an alpha, rather than a sigma. Loud, feels the need to be in charge, always yelling at others.
by Purplericecakes May 29, 2024
Get the alpha energymug. the cinematic masterpiece ever, a trilogy of movies about sigma the alpha wolf who went on to defeat the rizz lord, former rapper corrupted by the power of the grimace shake, kai cenat.
Person 1: yo bro did you watch the alpha wolf saga?
Person 2: haven’t started it yet, still binging gyattlander rn.
Person 2: haven’t started it yet, still binging gyattlander rn.
by bonnie the bun May 14, 2024
Get the alpha wolf sagamug. Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug.