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Miles Alzert

Miles alzert is blond intresting person with adhd.
Look its Miles Alzert of there
by Miles_pogboy October 15, 2023
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Miles

A large boy that gorges on canteen food and is bad at fortnite.

Also the measurement of distance used mainly in the United States.
Guy 1: Where's MIles?
Guy 2: Probably at the canteen.
by Your mum maximum gay May 14, 2018
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Miles

A miles is a motherfucker with no bitches and an overall retard

also he is gay as FUCK
Miles: HEY YOU! MIND IF I RAPE YOU?
by MrAnimatic June 9, 2022
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silver mile

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.
"damn bruv, I just gave Jessica a silver mile for 8 hours STRAIGHT! Don't tell her boyfriend".
by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015
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Miles

Miles is the most chisled bonobo out there, when he enters a room he is escorted due to his jawline being a "weapon of mass destruction". But all in all miles is a super bonobo friend to be around always saying" Im Steveo". And his friend Sean even more chiseld and not a bonobo.
Miles, sir if you would pls leave the room, your jawline is breaking the no knifes polacy.
by IM STeveo March 11, 2024
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Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021
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Miles

You are so miles
by ornagetableveryofficial April 15, 2022
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