spiderfairchild

spiderfairchild is very obsessed with IT and also has outstandingly slow replies… but he’s working on it i think so it’s fine. anyways he makes me laugh and probably heaps of other people too. he should be on the top 3 bsfs awards if there was one

spiderfairchild loves IT

by qyyfeii August 28, 2022

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022

Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?

by packtober December 15, 2022

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

Quad-Spider

To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)

Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born

Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered

example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister

by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011