shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

by hoodie_ninja August 2, 2011

Shoot from the hip

the moment in which your gonna ejaculate on a girl.

I'm gonna shoot it, bang-boom
Shoot from the hip Got it loaded bang, pull the trigger boom I don't never miss
Hot sweaty steel, a woman's finger's on my gun
Pull it hard, touch the trigger Squeeze it when I'm gone
Ooh, come, woman, touch me, put it in your hand
Take a hold heart and soul Honey, I'm your man
Cock the hammer slowly and aim it at your love
Put my barrel in your holsterHot and sticky, here it comes
I got the bullet, load it up Slide it into place
My emotions Coming down all across your face
Like a velvet glove

by Edwierdo420 January 21, 2012

Shoot from the hip

Drinking wine, especially a nice expensive one, straight from the bottle, forgoing the glass, aerator, decanter, etc.

"Shoot from the hip!" they said, as Jim slung back the bottle of 2005 Bordeaux and took a few big gulps.

by Areku421 August 27, 2011

shoot, mr. frank

your really really stupid

I cant believe this is happenin shoot mr frank you damn straight stupid.

by Kel Kel March 12, 2005

Shoot Me Now

what you say when you live in, or around the campbelltown, western sydny region.

i fucking hate life. neeerrr shoot me now

by ladlan October 16, 2008

Smoking from Shooting

Used after doing something that takes a lot of effort and/or time, also after doing some "hard work"
Also literally means after shooting your gun smoke flows from the barrel.
Commonly said as Smokin' from shootin'
Also the name of a My Morning Jacket song

1. Putting up those shelves got me smoking from shooting

2. Guy 1: Hey good job in the marathon!

Guy 2: Yeah it was hard, i'm smokin' from shootin'

3. My favourite My Morning Jacket song is Smokin' from

Shootin'

by joe... or something November 26, 2010