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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker
by "iron" man May 16, 2017
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woodland peck

a awkward peck in a dog park forest between young mia keazer and theo allen
omg i never saw the woodland peck coming, i wish i was there!
by wassupchick7 July 29, 2017
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Wood pecker

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017
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peanut pecker

Small Penis like the size of a peanut
WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER
by IDK12345667788 November 9, 2017
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evan peck

Than Evan peck makes my clit wet
by Hairyvagina101 December 17, 2017
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