Ninja AIDS

Also known as the common cold. Named for the way it sneaks up on you without warning.

I woke up this morning with Ninja AIDS. I've felt like crap all day.

by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005

Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.

Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O

by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010

ninja conversation

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.

That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)

by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009

DJ Ninja

A nickname that is given to really cool Korean kids. They are the smartest, buffest, best-looking kids in school. They are also crazy ninjas with the fighting abilities of Chuck Norris and the bodies of Dwight Howard.

Person 1: Yo, DJ Ninja! What's up? Why are you so sexy?
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.

by Hansoo November 2, 2008

Abercrombie Ninja

A store employee of the clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch who is knowledgeable about future clothing items which others have not seen. Usually works the overnight/Impact shift.

They do not disclose their identity.

kid 1: Hey, have you heard that A&F is releasing a new line of jeans?

kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.

by AF shopper August 16, 2006

ginger ninja

Ones hair must be ginger to qualify. Coolness is optional, but generally required.

amy cooper is the most popular and well known ginger ninja in the U.K. but they are of course everywhere you go.

by Sophie O'Malley June 16, 2008

bad ninja

The variety of stealthy person whom is not very stealthy or sneaky in any way, shape or form and almost always gives away their location, but somehow is never caught.

Jessica Rabbit is a bad ninja, but shes hot!

by Dart Guy July 13, 2006