the nathan touch

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

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DooDoo Nathan

A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.

"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"

by DeckTheHallsBrubby July 5, 2018

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Kieran Nathan

He is a very loveable person. He will always be there for you and is the greatest person you'll ever meet.

Can be a little crazy but that's what makes him so great.

Good morning Kieran Nathan, have a great day

by Putrig June 28, 2019

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Kinky Nathan

Nathan is a fat hoe who is gay and sucks your mans pp before you can

Olivia:Nathan did you suck my mans pp
Nathan: ya bitch I gay I’m a Kinky Nathan

by Yourmomsogayieather April 16, 2020

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Aunt Nathalie

a poor poor aunt who gets crappy gifts from her nieces and nephews
she wishes every night for you to die in the worst way possible
stop sending her bonerjams mugs she doesnt like it

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by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021

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a Nathan Collins

A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.

"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."

"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."

by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021

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