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wash my watery dick

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.
"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"
by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021
mugGet the wash my watery dickmug.

washed up lax girls

a bunch of girls lacrosse players who is always tough on field and not on field. they tend to have a good eyeblack game and cellies is the way of life. and lastly, they have bruises from the lacrosse balls as their personal trophies
girl 1 :yo did you see Washed Up Lax Girls’ post?
girl 2: heck yeaa #PowerMovesOnly
by washeduplaxgirls June 12, 2018
mugGet the washed up lax girlsmug.

Man Wash

A human car wash. Traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the Man Wash, visitors to a Man Wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. Man Washes can also be recreated at home in the shower
1) I am so hot and sweaty – I could do with a Man Wash

2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day
by Jay Clarke September 8, 2008
mugGet the Man Washmug.

bald mans wash

soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".
Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!
by oogelle January 16, 2010
mugGet the bald mans washmug.

left lane car wash

The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.
by FlyInverted May 15, 2015
mugGet the left lane car washmug.

My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021
mugGet the My FUCKING Washing Machinemug.

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.
Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
mugGet the Wash Your Fucking Handsmug.

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