hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Medicine Hat

A hell hole in the ground, too much drama and the schools are terrible. Take me away from this place! D:

He lives in the Hat? Lol, he's never getting out of there! Medicine Hat sucks!

by iFail@|bhop|Synthesis December 15, 2010

fitted hat

white sox hat... something you do NOT wear to homecoming.

Im wearing some cakeys with my fitted hat to homecoming tomorrow.

by LAAUNRDERNEA October 28, 2007

Party Hat

A fat joint in a cone shape, packed with weed. Its size and shape almost resemble that of a classic party hat and it is designed to deliver one hell of a party.

I got a fucking party hat going on over here. Gonna hot box the fucking planet.

by smokezilla March 10, 2011

Black Hat

An ultra-Orthodox or Haredi Jew, known for always having a big beard and a big black hat.

Those black hat Jews are crazy, they'll beat your ass if you disrespect in their neighborhood.

by Snake Fish April 9, 2009