Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019

Nudist hat

A nudist hat is a hat with pockets, for obvious reasons

Johnson put his wallet in his nudist hat, for the other option was too tight and dry

by Nudist hat conseur December 11, 2017

Medicine Hat

A hell hole in the ground, too much drama and the schools are terrible. Take me away from this place! D:

He lives in the Hat? Lol, he's never getting out of there! Medicine Hat sucks!

by iFail@|bhop|Synthesis December 15, 2010

fitted hat

white sox hat... something you do NOT wear to homecoming.

Im wearing some cakeys with my fitted hat to homecoming tomorrow.

by LAAUNRDERNEA October 28, 2007

Party Hat

A fat joint in a cone shape, packed with weed. Its size and shape almost resemble that of a classic party hat and it is designed to deliver one hell of a party.

I got a fucking party hat going on over here. Gonna hot box the fucking planet.

by smokezilla March 10, 2011

Black Hat

An ultra-Orthodox or Haredi Jew, known for always having a big beard and a big black hat.

Those black hat Jews are crazy, they'll beat your ass if you disrespect in their neighborhood.

by Snake Fish April 9, 2009