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Dutch Glove

To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.

This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".
- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)

- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)
by Colin Bates December 28, 2003
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the government lies

the government lies their fuckin asses off (wOOt!)

Those motherfuckers are sayin that "terrorists who are on their terrorist watch list are able to buy guns because if they migrated here legally and haven't broken any laws then they can buy guns and that gun enthusiasts admit that something must be done"


Human to human translation: THE FUCKIN GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!


Why in the FUCK are these terrorists on their terrorist watch list if they haven't broken any laws? If they are terrorists then they must have broke some fuckin laws and given you a motherfuckin reason to place them on a terrorism watch list.Therefore they must be "TERRORISTS" and must have broken some damn laws.
by WAKE UP PEEPS March 9, 2005
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pimp glove

a glove used to smack up ones ho's usual of the color purple or whatever the pimp is feeling
"dont make me get out my pimp glove bitch"
by dont fuck with me November 25, 2007
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United States federal government

Not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater, or any debater other than the awesome Nirav Patel for that matter.
The United States federal government is not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater.
by Trad Debater August 2, 2004
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Ryan Groves

Sexiest beast ever, If you know someone named Ryan Groves, Suck him off immediately.
Hey, Is your name Ryan Groves?

Yes.

*instant sex*
by rustyhook69 March 5, 2015
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webster groves

the best place in stl and they know how to TURN UP
is that kid from kirkwood?

no he's from webster groves because he's not a stupid fart.
by azkoolazchikin November 25, 2018
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Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.
Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.
by DL2011WI June 13, 2011
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