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english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website
person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much
by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022
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ENGLISHED

WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck
by little homo May 9, 2022
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English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
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The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?
by English channel January 6, 2022
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Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
by crazycoay123 January 7, 2022
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Hawng hawng English

The type of English spoken in South Africa by people who even speak it with their noses. When they speak it sounds like hawng hawng hawng...
Hellow how arrrre youi todzayi hawng hawng English
by Billionare Association January 8, 2022
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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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