Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025

Coke Fiend

Weasel.

you see that weasel over there hes a mad coke fiend

by jonkerssss August 17, 2023

Coke-a-holic

oliver

Yo you know that Oliver, he is such a coke-a-holic.

by BIGDICKEDBOI47 April 27, 2021

Coke

Coke is 2 things, drugs in a container and drugs in a container (one of them is sugar i'm making you guess)

1) Yo bro pass me the Coke, (Sniff)
2) Yo bro pass me the Coke, (Sniff)

by OldManInAShower321 May 27, 2022

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Coke

A liquid sold to millions yearly all around the world.

Person: Can I have have Coke?
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*

by Flicderist I know it is dead July 29, 2020