Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.
Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009
Get the North Dakota Baseball Batmug. Euphemism for the female genitalia.
John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.
Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.
Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.
Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.
Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.
Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.
Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.
His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.
Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.
Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 4, 2009
Get the The John West Bat Cavemug. BIG DADDY MITCH is SO WANGBATSKYSHIZZLE
by BIG MITCH October 26, 2004
Get the WANG BAT SKEESHIZZLEmug. by Light Joker March 14, 2004
Get the Have bats in ones belfrymug. by Delta Force December 20, 2006
Get the Bats in your Pocketsmug. by that other random guy October 15, 2013
Get the The bat fuck you boxmug.