The Last Clunk

When you’re on a roller coaster and the locking mechanism clunks one more time crushing your PP.

Seriously in that loop-d-loop my D was turned into a smoothie by the last clunk that’s Wiggity wack bro.

by Toaster boi September 25, 2019

Adi's Last Shot

The last shot of alcohol that is biologically feasible

I passed out right after I had Adi's Last Shot last night.

by jpm_crew October 26, 2017

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017

dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

Last Tweak

When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.

No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.

by 1 Antinome June 30, 2017

Yester-last-year

A year and a day ago.

You promised me yester-last-year that you'd be be here within a year. It's too late now.

by Renfran April 24, 2017

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017