age

A number to show how long you've lived, although it gets inaccurate after you turn 10.

1: How old are you, in years of age?
2: 10. And I don't age, silly.
1. You age. That's revealed by how tall you are.

by HansTheExplorer September 20, 2022

biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

$age

notorious discord user known for doxxing, developing & extorting people.

$age is a scary dude.

by kilkanmen June 3, 2023

new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.

Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl

by Graystripe November 21, 2016

$lomo$age

A Street Nigga Out Tha Northwest. Known For Trickin Bitches Into Making Him Cash On Only Fans. Makes Bando Tunes.

Person 1: “I heard that nigga $lomo$age made a new song”

Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”

by 203Rastaman January 4, 2021

Age-Trap

Someone (generally a female) who appears younger than they actually are.

Japanese Boy#1: Damn, your little sister is hot!

Japanese Boy #2: She’s my mom, and she’s an Age-Trap.

Japanese Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019