While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0
by Carly rivers October 5, 2020

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008

A sexual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a glass table while another watches from below.
by MeowMeow master March 12, 2010

the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips
"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.
by Colin Rodrigo May 18, 2011

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.
by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020
