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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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Yarn

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Yo, turn on that new Yarn!
Crank that Yarn!
by xkz February 28, 2022
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Yarn

A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.

It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."
Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm
by Crumblegut0702 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Yarnmug.

Yarne

Ow hide your mom there comes a Yarne!
by Ilovevinnie February 27, 2022
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