Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

monster.tombstone

Lol,
very gay he/they

monster.tombstone is gay very cold

by Zoxie August 16, 2021

Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Tomatonade

A tomato derivative product, such as sauce or ketchup, that is of inferior quality or lacks the desired flavor and richness.

Person A: “Could you pass the sauce?”
Person B: “That’s not sauce; that’s tomatonade!”
In this context, “tomatonade” humorously emphasizes the disappointing quality of the tomato-based product.

by MathandEtymologyLord March 27, 2024