bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.
Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!
by ESPeciallyscientific January 11, 2016
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buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex
Screw me with your slong you buritto bison
by Shelovesrob December 05, 2016
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Bleepy Bison

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.
I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.
by justWink June 10, 2011
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Burrito bison

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
by Goydrascre January 31, 2022
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ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.
Damn, that broads a total ditch bison
by Detwaa9 March 06, 2014
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Bison Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.
I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.
by June 05, 2023
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