waluigi

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.

1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

basically waluigi is sex-

*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

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Looking into his dreamy eyes and his beautiful moustache. You look at the eyes again and see a flair of the burning Luigi Mansion. That is the only time youll fell true love... And the only time youll feel true heartbreak. Just saying his name will make you and everyone around youl passout cause of the power

Micheal:What is his name again? The purple guy from Mario?
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*

by E P I C Despacito69 January 29, 2020

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he's hot
man
he's that guy you'd date
he's god's true form
he's the one that always says,,,
✴* 🎀 𝐰 𝐚 𝐡 🎀 *✴
he's the one who would dab on u and yeet away
man he is damn hot

1: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT NEW KID Waluigi???
HE'S SO H OT"

2: "yeah i did lol xddd"

1: " OK "

by sfsgsdgsgsgs August 2, 2018

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