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i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay
I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.
by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021
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The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL
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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.
WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica
by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024
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Destrona" in English means "he/she/it dethrones" or "he/she/it deposes" (from the verb destronar). It is used to describe removing someone from a position of power, such as a monarch, leader, or champion (e.g., in sports or rankings).
Destrona" in English means "he/she/it dethrones" or "he/she/it deposes" (from the verb destronar). It is used to describe removing someone from a position of power, such as a monarch, leader, or champion (e.g., in sports or rankings).
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