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Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.
by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020
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Heather Iona Lawson

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.
by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011
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Lawson the FNF loving retard

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.
Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard
by JaytheSsumdeeSucker February 8, 2023
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Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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Sean Lawson

Just an all round mad cunt, true blue Ausie
Sean Lawson, what a fucken mad cunt
by Smgcbw March 17, 2025
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nathan lawson

by pussydevourer69 December 12, 2021
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Lawson

the action of seducing an underage partner of the same sex.
My uncle is going to court on Monday due to having a lawson.
by deeznuttzz June 7, 2022
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