A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. by fartassbutt February 23, 2022
Get the cartmanmug. The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
Get the Eric Cartmanmug. A hardass.
Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
Get the Cartmanmug. a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite
by calicó October 15, 2022
Get the cartmanmug.