Teddy Bear

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

by #Leonardo The Vinci April 12, 2020

teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

teddy bear

(a) someone who looks tough or intimidating but is actually sweet inside under that rough exterior

boy1 : YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF??

girl1: he really isnt hes a huggeee teddy bear

by eedeen November 3, 2021

teddy bear

someone who looks or appears super big scary and tough but is really just sweet soft and loving on the inside

“BRO YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF???”

“nah bro hes a huge teddy bear when u get past his exterior.”

by eedeen November 2, 2021