swirly whirly

When bullies grab a kid, hold him upside down, put his head in a toulet and flush.

The boys just grabbed Jamie and gave him a swirly whirly in a toilet full of poo.

by Mernick March 10, 2016

Swirly Davis

Generic street name for an STD, especially when wanting to make oneself look more promiscuous than one really is.

Nerd 1: Man, that bitch gave me the swirly davis.

Nerd 2: We all know that's not real, now make your attack roll.

by dj_mankiewicz December 3, 2010

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

swirly jack

a swirly jack is an ancient bio electric management that you can diy build easily at home with common matterals . consisting of quartz crystal copper and wood for the handel . you wier wrap a crystal with a loop and lenght to be abel to swirl a crystal and grab the electric in the atmosphere and get charged or get grounded depending on directon of swirling . allows one to fill again becaue the body has enough electric to run at optium capacity . boost immune system iq slows metabisilism and increases wound heal rate for minnor cut and scrapes . look up bio electric in modern medicin. thank you for swirling

how much for that swirly jack . i heard that you can use a swirly jack to help with anixety relief!

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

Mr. Swirlie

The sadistic art of having your head dunked in a toilet and having the toilet flushed

I don't wanna return to school because Bob might give me a Mr. Swirlie.

by sirup scorch March 30, 2015