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Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.
Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.
by houndeye22 January 15, 2020
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strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.
I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.
by always hopeful August 20, 2021
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Strategic Stratege

A genius, unorthodox strategy, typically used to bamboozle an enemy in combat. Can also be used as a general term for a smart plan.
Well he's bloody gone and done it, he's pulled out a strategic stratege!
by pareppa July 15, 2021
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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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Strategic Charles

A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
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strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025
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