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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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the stanford

To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.
Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008
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stan twice

a phrase used by Twitter gays to promote their fav girlgroup
I AM THE TWITTER GAY
Stan twice idc argue with a wall
A: Stan Twice
B: Why
A: I'll eat your ass if you stan Twice
B: Bet
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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Stan Loona

a phrase used by Orbits (Loona fans) telling to stan (become a fan) of Loona (a kpop group)
Orbits on twitter: "Stan Loona"
Non-kpop stan: who?
Orbits: "Shhhh *shows them girl front*
by massechuusetts February 23, 2021
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Stan Twice

a phrase used by people with clear skin, good grades, a happy life, a partner, friends, money, etc.
1: who's your twice bias?
2: what's twice? wait hold on I'm getting a call from someone. OMG MY WHOLE FAMILY JUST DIED BECAUSE OF KANGAROOS JUMPING AND STOMPING ON THEM
1: maybe if you stan twice that wouldn't have happened.
2: ugh you're so right.
by chaewan February 3, 2023
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Going to Stanford

Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.

Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
by treehuggerno1 January 6, 2008
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