Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
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(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 08, 2011

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 09, 2005

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.

Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.

by Momo the lemur December 05, 2010

Stale coochie

A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl

Why that girl smell like stale coochie

by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

by Stale cocks April 24, 2016

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster August 17, 2015