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nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.
My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother
by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024
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Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
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Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Smother Slam

When a goth muscle mommy slams you on the bed and smothers you with a pillow while riding you
"Damn, I found out Jade likes to Smother Slam. Changed my life."
by Pphptcr55 February 26, 2025
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don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.
John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
by pentaodin August 1, 2024
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