sworntman

A swole, healthy version of video game legend borntman.
He plays all and knows all and mainly resides in pin2win.

"Yo sworntman is eating a new kind of yogurt tonight"

by NickyBoyles October 4, 2023

slornching

The act of inserting a straw into the Anus and then sucking up any visoucous fluid with said straw

Bro I almost got a whole cup slornched up!
Damn, I can barely Slornch a drop!
Leave me alone I'm Slornching right now!

by Donquay-quay January 30, 2025

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025