Parker

Parker’s the type of guy to dry hump a dog for talent show in the 3rd grade

“HEY LOOK ITS PARKER DRY HUMPING THAT POOR POOR DOG”

by Juanthejalepeno January 17, 2020

parker

sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it

*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!

by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009

parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

by bella1025 August 1, 2016

Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

Parker

A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white

B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022

Parker

Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.

Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.

by kittykat200 April 10, 2019

parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016