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Cranky panky

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
mugGet the Cranky pankymug.

Panky

A really annoying guy, often a dude that think he's really gangster but irl he's the opposite
That white man is a real panky!

Hell yeah dude, he's really cringe
by Lgom22 February 1, 2017
mugGet the Pankymug.

Hanky Panky

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.
It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.
by loiterer October 29, 2020
mugGet the Hanky Pankymug.

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