mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024

Mythical FeLBJashe

Helf woman helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake or animal mammal. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felBJashes. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 27, 2022

Mythical feLBJashe

Helf woman helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felbjashes. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2022

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 12, 2022

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama August 08, 2015

mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 20, 2023