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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!
Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!
by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019
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Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.
Woke up with lunar landings all over me.
by AMThunder June 3, 2020
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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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Lunar Crevice

When sitting down the trousers of the person are slightly pulled down revealing the ass crack through the seat.
Wow. Mrs Smith has a massive lunar crevice at the moment!
by Ratmast_er October 2, 2017
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
mugGet the Lunar Landingmug.

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