Royal League

Also known as the "Rural League", the Royal League is an extremely dusty senior hockey league located in Antigonish, NS. Many people play their whole lives and devote 110% effort every night by tossing knuckles, crushing dressing room beers, and blocking incredibly weak, underdeveloped point shots. These backwards animals fail to realize that their dreams ended when they first slapped on a Heatherton, St Croix, Pleasantdale or Outlaws jersey.
"Remember kids, all roads lead to the royal league"
by Douggie Junior February 13, 2013
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Europa League

The competition that a bunch of balkan farmers play against smaller teams like Tottenham Hotspur
The Europa League > The Champions League
by thessparked October 21, 2020
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Champions League

The competition that Arsenal should be in every season however fucking retarded people like Unai Emery decide to fuck it up. Also UEFAlona pay the refs and ruin the competition
Barcelona were defeated 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League
by thessparked October 21, 2020
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Rocket league

Slang for having rough homosexual sex often times with multiple men
Hey wanna play rocket league

Yea let me see if Levi wants to play

Ok bet can’t wait
by Quakers oatmeal May 04, 2021
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League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations
The League of nations is long dead.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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Patriot League

The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.
Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.
by stillinschool May 29, 2012
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cheeseburger league

also known as mls, homeplace of pionel pandres pessi, a midget who has gone from farmers league to farmers league in the past few years
did you hear? Pessi is going to the cheeseburger league
by Noxious fumes inhaler June 13, 2023
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