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Kristina

A corrupted version of the name "Christina".
Someone with this name who is worthy of note is Kristina Horner, a.k.a. talentless singer for the Wizard Rock band The Parselmouths, Mrs Nerimon, and hyperactive dumb, blonde, all-American vlogger on the popular video-sharing website YouTube, who posts videos under the pseudonym italktosnakes.
Guy 1: Dude, do you watch italktosnakes on YouTube?
Guy 2: Who, Kristina Horner? Nah man, she makes me want to punch my computer moniter.
Nerimon: Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!
Guy 1: Dude...shut the fuck up.
by MrNerimon April 26, 2009
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Kristina

Thot as fuck! The only good thing Kristina's are for is taking out the trash.
Did you take out the garbage?

No! Kristina is on it
by L0wk3y :) July 24, 2016
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Kristina Kuroda

The owner and manager of Beyblade Burst team BC Sol. She is friends with her co-trainer Trad Vasquez and former Beyblade World Champion Free de la Hoya. She is older than most Beybade Burst bladers. She is top 9 most popular Beyblade character in Japan, and this is due to her simps. She is also known as Kris.
by LetItRip016 October 12, 2020
mugGet the Kristina Kurodamug.

Kristina Stone

a famous hooker who is really good at 69ing
whoa i want to go fuck kristina stone
by chahliebitme March 23, 2009
mugGet the Kristina Stonemug.

Dirty Kristina

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus
I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina
by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020
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Kristina and Tiana

A Kristina And Tiana Is when you and another friend go up to a McDonalds employee and demand French Fries OR Chips if you live in the UK
Woah ! Look, Noah and Jasmine are doing a Kristina And Tiana!
by The cars that go boom June 18, 2020
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