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Koolaid

To face your thumb down and insert it straight into your girlfriend/boyfriends butthole, rotating in a circular motion- almost as if you were stirring a pitcher of koolaid- while simultaneously saying "OHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH"
BF: hey babe I'm horny let's do something freaky

GF: wanna koolaid me?

BF: huh?
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koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.
Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru
by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
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Hillsdale Koolaid

When you're a college student at Hillsdale College in Michigan but because the school is super christian and conservative there is no way to find booze. You then go to all the dumpsters and trash cans in the city and find beer and liquor bottles with a little bit that the person didn't drink. You then put all of it into a cup, mix it, and then put koolaid in it to make it taste less like pothole water.
Person 1: Man I was at the bar last night and had my first beer in months! This school sucks!
Person 2: Man you lucky frick I'm still underage I gotta drink Hillsdale Koolaid
by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022
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french koolaid

when you rinse your vaginal cavity with Kool-Aid via douche. :-)
I used a French Koolaid last night and it was amazing!
by Bro Tankston January 17, 2015
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Koolaid

Political media of the Red or Blue type; Zombie brainwash. Any propaganda designed to herd human sheep into pigeonholes of stereotypical political beliefs.

Causes Americans to believe that their neighbors or fellow Americans are evil.

You can recognize the possessed through their use of words such as: Trump, Obama, Hillary, climate change, LGBTQ, Libtard, Trumptard, snowflake, etc.
That's not him talking. He's heavily under the spell of the koolaid. It's the zombie brainwash talking through him.
by Roy Biggins May 29, 2020
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old koolaid

Past partners or previous boyfriend/girlfriends.
Uh, look at Kaelee snapchatting her old koolaid.
by LloydWCunningham December 15, 2013
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kooLaid

I want koolaid”
Ouuu she getting koolaid”
by Ogalcoholics March 13, 2019
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