kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy

😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.

by zV orbx me Vz December 11, 2019

Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 8, 2021

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

kill me where i stand

some overdramatic anime shit

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand

by Séan Miller February 11, 2022

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019