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kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!
by DestroyD May 25, 2019
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will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023
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Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020
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Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018
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Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.
"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!
by yln1a July 2, 2022
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