Pathetic excuse for a musical artist as it has no musical talent whatsoever. Her only fans are girls between the ages of 12 and 14 who have been spoilt rotten by mommy and daddy who bought them their iPhone and PC and MAC makeup, although once their parents' trust fund runs out of cash, they have a 99% chance of turning to prostitution and drug/alcohol abuse (mainly due to having listened to Ke$ha's "music").
Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.
Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.
spoilt, dumbass 13 year old teeny bopper: "lyk omg hav u herd ke$haz nu song itz kald tik tok zomg itz lyk so gud itz lyk 'waik up in teh mornin feelin lyk p diddey' hahahaha omg LULZ wat a gwd song shii iz lyk so talented n priity i wizh i waz mre lyk her!!!!!!111!"
me: "go kill yourself."
13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!"
me: "go kill yourself."
13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!"
by p diddy.... January 28, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).
by ironicric December 4, 2010
Get the Ke$ha (Verb) mug.an untalented autotune pop whore. Well, she may have some talent, but since everything is autotuned, it's impossible to tell.
She looks like Paris Hilton when she's clubbing. Albeit, she looks like Paris Hilton after she's done a crapload of coke, drank a 40 of schnapps, passed out in her own vomit and redid her makeup (set to whore) while too intoxicated to stand.
She looks like Paris Hilton when she's clubbing. Albeit, she looks like Paris Hilton after she's done a crapload of coke, drank a 40 of schnapps, passed out in her own vomit and redid her makeup (set to whore) while too intoxicated to stand.
"WTF happened last night?"
"You got so wasted that you look like Ke$ha"
"OMG, my face looks like I passed out in glitterry finger paint. Why am I in a bath tub?"
"Do you feel like P. Diddy?"
"Who?"
"You got so wasted that you look like Ke$ha"
"OMG, my face looks like I passed out in glitterry finger paint. Why am I in a bath tub?"
"Do you feel like P. Diddy?"
"Who?"
by mcDennis March 22, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.A cruddy singer. Her voice is always fixed with autotune and sounds terrible live. A lady gaga wanna be. All she sings about is beer, getting drunk, and acting like a slut. She is trashing the minds of thousands of American children with her no good, shitty music. Her parents must be so proud...
(Ke$ha playing on the radio with fixed autotune voice) "We are who we are...."
Guy: "Change the station! Turn that shit off!"
Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING!"
(guy goes and breaks the radio)
Guy: "Change the station! Turn that shit off!"
Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING!"
(guy goes and breaks the radio)
by tehgreatzebra(again!) June 6, 2011
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She is so Ke$ha
by Pharaaa January 16, 2010
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Get the Kepa arrizabalaga mug.The past tense of the verb to 'ke$hafy' meaning to make something alike or pertaining to Ke$ha that otherwise would have no connection to Ke$ha.
Girl: Dude, I totally just Ke$hafied my cat! She is COVERED in glitter!
Guy: Aw, Man! That sounds awesome. I wanna Ke$hafy my dog!!!
Guy: Aw, Man! That sounds awesome. I wanna Ke$hafy my dog!!!
by LexQueenOfTheWorld February 21, 2011
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